something clever?

Well, now, this puts a bit of pressure on me, doesn't it? I will take a solemn oath
today to try to be as clever as I am able, for the sake of entertaining all of you who will/will not be reading this. I will however, say right now that I can not be held responsible for: rolling of eyes so that they get stuck, choking on any material as a direct result of ha-ha-ing and/or guffaw-ing, general irritation, and instances of your pc suddenly commiting suicide by jumping (hmmm...) out the two story window. And now that the leagalspeak is out of the way.....